Things to do when you're home alone on a Monday night, loosely based on my recent experience:
1. Sit in front of your movie collection for 10 minutes and try to decide what to watch, because there is nothing good on TV.
2. Watch Ocean's Eleven.
3. Try to think of old friends to look for on MySpace.
4. Lock all of the windows.
5. Look at your arms in the mirror to see if they are muscular.
6. Go to bed early.